[Intro]
E B F# G#
[Verse 1]
E B F# G#
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
E B F# G# F#
Midnights become my afternoons
E B F#
When my depression works the graveyard shift
G# E B F# G# F#
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
[Pre-chorus 1]
E B F#
I should not be left to my own devices
G# E B
They come with prices and vices
F# G# F#
I end up in crisis
E B F#
I wake up screaming from dreaming
G# F# E
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
B F# G# F#
Cause you got tired of my scheming
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero
[Instrumental]
E B F# G#
E B F# G# F#
[Verse 2]
E B F# G# F#
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
E B F# G# F#
And I’m a monster on the hill
E B F# G# F#
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
E B F# G# F#
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
[Pre-chorus 2]
E B F# G# F# E
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
B F# G# F#
Like some crooked congressman
E B F#
I wake up screaming from dreaming
G# F# E
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
B F# G# F#
And life will lose all its meaning
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G# F#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero
[Instrumental]
E B F# G#
[Bridge]
E B F# G#
I have this dream my daughter kills me for the money
E B F# G# F#
She thinks I left her in the will
E B F# G#
And all my family gathers round and then someone screams out
E B F# G# F#
“He’s laughing up at us from hell!”
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G# F#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero.
[Outro]
E B F# G#m
E B F#
[Intro]
E B F# G#
[Verse 1]
E B F# G#
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
E B F# G# F#
Midnights become my afternoons
E B F#
When my depression works the graveyard shift
G# E B F# G# F#
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
[Pre-chorus 1]
E B F#
I should not be left to my own devices
G# E B
They come with prices and vices
F# G# F#
I end up in crisis
E B F#
I wake up screaming from dreaming
G# F# E
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
B F# G# F#
Cause you got tired of my scheming
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero
[Instrumental]
E B F# G#
E B F# G# F#
[Verse 2]
E B F# G# F#
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
E B F# G# F#
And I’m a monster on the hill
E B F# G# F#
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
E B F# G# F#
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
[Pre-chorus 2]
E B F# G# F# E
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
B F# G# F#
Like some crooked congressman
E B F#
I wake up screaming from dreaming
G# F# E
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
B F# G# F#
And life will lose all its meaning
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G# F#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero
[Instrumental]
E B F# G#
[Bridge]
E B F# G#
I have this dream my daughter kills me for the money
E B F# G# F#
She thinks I left her in the will
E B F# G#
And all my family gathers round and then someone screams out
E B F# G# F#
“He’s laughing up at us from hell!”
[Chorus]
E B
It’s me, hi
F# G#
I’m the problem, it’s me
E B F# G#
At tea time, everybody agrees
E B F#
I’ll stare directly at the sun
G# F#
But never in the mirror
E B
It must be exhausting
F# G# F#
Always rooting for the anti-hero.
[Outro]
E B F# G#m
E B F#
