Jonathan Coulton - Todd The T1000

transcribed by yngve
found at :
A = x02220
B = x24442
A/C# = x47655
B/D# = x69877
E ( 2 ) = x79997
F#m ( maj7 ) = 243222

A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 )

E C#m A B
sometimes i kind of miss the old xj – 9
E C#m A B
that we used to call jane
E C#m A B
really good at cleaning and we got along fine
E C#m A B
so i couldnt complain
C#m G#
lately shed been getting tangled up in the shag rug
E F#
and finally one wheel just wouldnt spin
F#m D7
so we said our goodbyes and i traded her in

E C#m A B
this new ones kind of creepy , makes me shudder inside
E C#m A B
with his idiot grin
E C#m A B
hes head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide
E C#m A B
under translucent skin
C#m G#
sometimes hell stand for hours looking into the mirror
E F#
and flexing like some guy at the gym
F#m D7
and im easily ten inches shorter than him

E F#m G#m C#
todd the t 1000 scares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
i dont think he knows ive got a right to exist
E F#m G#m C#
and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
and when i look over he is making a fist
A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 )
one finger at a time

E C#m A B
i ask him if hell vacuum and he doesnt respond ,
E C#m A B
but i know that he heard
E C#m A B
i turn and catch him looking when he thinks that im gone
E C#m A B
and he flips me the bird
C#m G#
i asked him when we started , please stay out of the bedroom
E F#
but i dont think im safe anywhere
F#m D7
when i wake in the dark i can tell that hes there

E F#m G#m C#
todd the t 1000 scares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
i dont think he knows ive got a right to exist
E F#m G#m C#
and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
and when i look over he is making a fist
A B A B
one finger at a time

A B A/C# B/D#
so i live like a ghost while hes living like me
A B A/C# B/D#
its not my house any more
A B C#m B/D#
and i sneak out the door while hes watching tv
A B A/C# B/D#
head down to the cyborg store
G#m7 C# G#m7 C#
i get some new arms installed at the store
G#m7 C# G#m7 C#
buy the biggest ones i can
A B A/C# B/D#
head back to my house , todd answers the door
A B A/C# B/D#
he sees more than just a man

E C#m A B
my right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree
E C#m A B
and the left ones a saw
E C#m A B
i cut the couch in half and i smash the tv
E C#m A B
with my big smashy claw
C#m G#
hes standing still and silent , i cant tell what hes thinking
E F#
he blinks a single glowing red eye
F#m D7
so i give him a shove and then todd starts to cry

E F#m G#m C#
todd the t1000 scares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
but i think he knows ive got a right to exist
E F#m G#m C#
and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B
but when he looks over i Am making a fist
A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 )
one finger at a time