Jonathan Coulton - Mr Fancy Pants

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chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
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of very fancy pants that mr . fancy pants will wear
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when everybodys marching in the fancy pants parade
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hes gonna pass the test
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hes gonna be the best
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the best in terms of pants

you look in every catalog you shop at every store
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cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
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when suddenly you see the greatest pants youve ever seen
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and even though you know
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its gonna cost a lot of dough
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you have to have the worlds best pants

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say a little prayer for mr . fancy pants
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the whole world knows
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its only clothes
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and deep inside
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hes sad

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they make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
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you thought you had some fancy pants and now you know its true
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you look at mr . fancy pants and hold the trophy high
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everybody cheers
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while hes blinking back the tears
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he doesnt even have the best pants

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say a little prayer for mr . fancy pants
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its all he had
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but dont feel bad
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hed do the same
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to you