Jonathan Coulton - I Crush Everything

intro riff :
Cadd9 G/B Cadd9 G/B Cadd9 G D x2
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chorus tabs :
G D/F# Em A7 D
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G D/F# Em A7 Bsus2 Bm
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 2 – – – – – |
– – 0 – – – – – – 0 – – – – | – – 0 – – – – – – – 2 – – – – | – – – – – – – – 2 – – – 2h3 – – – – – 3 – – |
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3 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – | 0 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

G D/F# Em A7 D
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – 2 – – – 3p2 – – 0 – – – – – – |
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chords

D xx0232
Em7 xx2030
G 3×003
xa7sus4 x02030
Cadd9 x30030
G/B x20030
G ( 2 ) 3×000
xd/F# 2x0x0
xem7 ( 2 ) 022030
A7 x02020
Dsus4 xx0233
Dsus2 xx0230
Bsus2 x24422
Bm x24432
F#m 244222
Em 022000

verse 1
D Em7 D Em7
i lie below , you float above
D Em7 D Em7
in the pretty white ships that i’ve been dreaming of
G A7sus4
and i’d like to swim beside you
G A7sus4
getting dizzy in your wake
G A7sus4
getting close enough to touch you
G A7sus4 D
getting brave enough to take you into my arms
Cadd9 G/B
and bring you down to be with me

chorus 1
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D Dsus4 D Dsus2
but i can’t do that thing anymore
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 Bsus2 Bm
i can’t be the thing i was before
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D
maybe i Am better off alone
G A7 G A7
because i crush everything and i crush everything
G A7 D
and i crush everything

intro riff

verse 2
D Em7 D Em7
my body’s strong , but my will is weak
D Em7 D Em7
i got pretty nice arms , but i hate my beak
G A7sus4
and the dolphins are all phonies
G A7sus4
they seem nice enough at first
G A7sus4
but they pretend to be your friend
G A7sus4 D
until they see you at your worst and then they leave you
Cadd9 G/B
without a word they swim away

chorus 2
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D Dsus4 D Dsus2
so i can’t do that thing anymore
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 Bsus2 Bm
i can’t be the thing i was before
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D
maybe i Am better off alone
G A7 G A7
because i crush everything and i crush everything
G A7 Bm
and i crush everything

bridge
Bm F#m Em G ( 2 )
and every thing i want i take
Bm F#m Em G ( 2 )
and every thing i love i break
Bm F#m Em G ( 2 )
and every night i lie awake

intro riff

verse 3
D Em7 D Em7
did the stars come out? did the world spin round?
D Em7 Em7
does it matter that much when you’re ten miles down?
G A7sus4
in the light that filters down
G A7sus4
into my giant yellow eye
G A7sus4
i can see the sails unfolding
G A7sus4 D
stretching white against the sky and i forgive them
Cadd9 G/B
i forgive and i let go

chorus 3
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D Dsus4 D Dsus2
cause i can’t do that thing anymore
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 Bsus2 Bm
i can’t be the thing i was before
G ( 2 ) D/F# Em7 A7 D
maybe i Am better off alone
G A7 G A7
because i crush everything and i crush everything
G A7 D
and i crush everything

intro riff

outro
D Em7 D Em7
i lie below , you float above
D Em7 D
in the pretty white ships that i Am dreaming of