Jon Lajoie - Too Fast

too fast
jon lajoie

capo : 6th

Em D Em D
i can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em D Em D
i can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C D
when i focus my mind i always reach my goal
C D
but there’s one thing i cannot control

G
i come too fast
Em
i come too fast
D Em
a couple strokes and my erection
D G
is a thing of the past
G
i come too fast
Em
i come too fast
D Em
sometimes it’s even game over
D G
before i take off my pants

Em D Em D
i’ve read all the articles and i’ve tried every trick
Em D Em D
thinking of sports or of naked kathy bates in about schmidt
C D
if the girl’s on top sometimes i’ll last a minute or two
C D
but if we doggy style oh man i’m screwed

G
i come too fast
Em
i come too fast
D Em
i carry a spare pair of underwear
D G
in case a girl sits on my lap
G
i come too fast
Em
i come too fast
D Em
i swear i’ll even shoot my load
D G
if a fly lands on my shaft

G Dm G
oh~ – oh~ – oh~

oh , damn it