Jon Lajoie - Song For Britney

a great song by comedian jon lajoie about britney spears . i’ve tabbed it out here , the
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion , the chords should be played
clean , and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this
is how i play it .

intro : D# Cm Gm A# x2

E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – – 8 – 7 – 5 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – 8 – 7 – 5 – – – – – 3 – |
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

D# Cm Gm
britney , i can fell your sadness
A#
the world is filled with madness
D# Cm Gm
and everybody takes it out on you
A#
and there’s nothing you can do , but
D# Cm Gm
girl i want you to know
A#
that i’m not one of those because

G# A#
i don’t care what they all say
G# A#
i’d still have sxx with you
D# Cm
any day
D# Cm A#
any day

( this guitar part comes in after the first “any day” )
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 6 – – – – – |
B – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – – – – – – 7 – – – 10 – – – – – – – |
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

D# Cm Gm
britney , nobody really knows you
A#
yet they all think they can judge you
D# Cm Gm
although i’m not a fan of your music
A#
the way the treat you , girl , it makes me sick .
D# Cm Gm
just know that i can hear your cries ,
A#
and i still love to get between those thighs , because

G# A#
i don’t care what they all say
G# A#
i’d still have sxx with you
D# Cm
any day
D# Cm
any day

( this guitar part comes in after the first “any day” )
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – – – – – 8 – 7 – 5 – 3 – |
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

G# A#
and if you want to marry me
G# A#
as long as i don’t have to sign a prenup i agree

( this guitar part plays under the above lines )
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G – – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 7 – – – – – |
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

G# A#
i don’t care what they all say
G# A#
no i dont care what they all say
G# A#
i’d still tap that ass
D#
any day

enjoy , i’d say it’s 99% right , remember to listen to the song for timings .

peace

john cammies