ok it’s my first tab so if you found some mistake correct please
the word’s maybe wrong couse i’m brasilian so don’t mind it
A C#m F#m D E
i can see it in your eyes , girl , that you’re in the mood for love
so i’ll light some candles , pour some wine , let’s sit down on the rug
but there’s something i must tell you , babe , before we take this step
something about me , girl , that you do not know yet
A C#m F#m D E
i have no penis . it was torn off
in a bicycle accident in 1999 .
i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni – ball
and a rubber tube between my legs
but babe , i can love you in different ways
i’ll make love to you with the rubber tube that i use for urinating
and i’ll tape two popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating
and having only one ball isn’t always a bad thing
it’s like a pool ball in a pillowcase , it’s like a cherry on a sundae
A C#m F#m D E
because , girl , i have no penis . it was torn off
in a bicycle accident in 1999 .
i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni – ball
and a rubber tube between my legs
but , babe , i can love you in different ways .
ok it’s my first tab so if you found some mistake correct please
the word’s maybe wrong couse i’m brasilian so don’t mind it
A C#m F#m D E
i can see it in your eyes , girl , that you’re in the mood for love
so i’ll light some candles , pour some wine , let’s sit down on the rug
but there’s something i must tell you , babe , before we take this step
something about me , girl , that you do not know yet
A C#m F#m D E
i have no penis . it was torn off
in a bicycle accident in 1999 .
i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni – ball
and a rubber tube between my legs
but babe , i can love you in different ways
i’ll make love to you with the rubber tube that i use for urinating
and i’ll tape two popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating
and having only one ball isn’t always a bad thing
it’s like a pool ball in a pillowcase , it’s like a cherry on a sundae
A C#m F#m D E
because , girl , i have no penis . it was torn off
in a bicycle accident in 1999 .
i also lost one testicle so all i have is a weird uni – ball
and a rubber tube between my legs
but , babe , i can love you in different ways .
