Jon Lajoie - High As Fxxk

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high as f#%k – jon lajoie
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capo on 4th fret .

verse :
C C/B Am G F G C G ( repeat over and over )

bridge :
Am C/B C C/B Am ( repeat over and over )

lyrics :
have you ever watched the sun go down /
and youre thinkin bout the world spinning round
have you ever been high as fxxk?
youre in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
and your dogs looking at you like you need help
have you ever been high as fxxk?

then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
and youre convinced that youre gonna have a heart attack
have you ever been high as fxxk?

you close your eyes and youre on a chicken farm
the only problem is that the chickens have human arms
you say thats fxxked up , why do the chickens have human arms?

you need snacks so you walk to the corner store
but youre scared because you think that they will know youre high
so you walk around the block to buy some time

finally you decide to go in the store /
but youre so high you dont know why youre there anymore
so you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

youre walking home and your mouth is dry
should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
thinking bout ketchup chips
and for some reason the game battleship

i started thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when we were a kid
and then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say : guess what im gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
and im gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you dont know where to find the porcupine
so you go on ebay and do a search but people dont sell porcupines on the internet
and you say , you know what world , you got me cornered again , im gonna roll another joint .

ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
that were so old that they werent crispy anymore
have you ever been high as fxxk?