Fk Everything

basically just an Am F E progression .
the song doesn’t actually have guitar in , but it can be played on one

yo . all the rappers claim to not give a fxxk .
well step aside bitches , cause i give the lowest amount of fxxk humanly possible .

what?!

Am
( i don’t a give a fxxk . . . )
about anything , fxxk everyone and fxxk everything , what
( i don’t give a fxxk . . . )
F E
i literally don’t give a fxxk about anything

Am
i don’t give a fxxk about motherfxxkin’ anything
people care about shit , i say fxxk everything
F
fxxk you , fxxk me , fxxk the sky , fxxk trees , fxxk the sun
E
i don’t need heat or vitamin d!
Am
and fxxk toasters . i don’t need to cook my bread
and fxxk coasters . i use a little plate instead
and fxxk roosters . with their useless cockadoodledoo
F E
we invented the alarm clocks . we no longer need you

Am
don’t give a fxxk about chairs . i prefer to stand
and fxxk air conditioners – i got a ceiling fan
and fxxk the the movie the fan , staring westly snipes
F E
demolition man’s the only snipes movie i like
Am
and fxxk liking shit . i don’t even like the stuff that i like
don’t give a fxxk about not liking all the shit i don’t like
like tissues . fxxk them! i blow my nose on the couch
F E
and fxxk my nostrils and my sense of smell i breathe through my mouth
Am
don’t give a fxxk about seeing bitch , fxxk my eyes
fxxk physical perception yo , i’d rather be blind
fxxk time , seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
F E
and hours are way too long , they should be half an hour at most

and fxxk coasts , who gives a fxxk about where water meets land
and fxxk boats , just because you float you think you’re so fxxking bad
and fxxk jokes , i don’t need to be funny all the time
F E
my dog has a tumor and he’s probably gonna die , but . . .

chorus – Am F E

Am
walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
the girl says “small , medium , large?”
i say “bitch i don’t give a fxxk”
she said “i can’t process your order if you don’t pick a size”
F E
i said “fine , i’ll take a large , but i still don’t give a fxxk , alright?”

etcetera etcetera , the lyrics are all below , but the chord rhythm is exactly the same .

don’t give a fxxk about beverage size options motherfxxker
and i don’t give a fxxk about liquids either
they’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
like human semen when i get it all over my face
i’m not gay , i just don’t give a fxxk about straight se
xand fxxk my dick , i’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead .
fxxk biological functions , fxxk the human body
i prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
i call myself batyodie and i fight crime at night
i know its similar to batman but motherfxxk copyright
i plagiarize all the time , i do it everyday
cause i’m on the right track baby , i was born this way

and fxxk birth , entering the world of space & time is a bitch
searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
is it deterministic or Am i free to choose my way
did i choose to not give a fxxk about ice cube trays
if i want ice i’ll go to the fxxking corner store and buy a bag
filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfxxking drag
you know what? fxxk the word fxxk , i don’t need to use it
i’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

( i don’t a give a chainsaw . . . )
about anything , chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything , what
( i don’t give a chainsaw . . . )
i literally don’t give a chainsaw about anything

if there was a contest to see who doesn’t give a fxxk the most
i wouldn’t win cause i don’t give a fxxk about winning yo
i don’t even give a fxxk about not giving a fxxk ,
so i do give a fxxk . . . wait , what?

( i give a fxxk . . . )
about everything , i love everyone and care about everything
( i give a fxxk . . . )
i literally care about every motherfxxking thing

enjoy , great song!

peace
camdogg