Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2

jon lajoie
everyday normal guy 2

i borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords i thought were accurate and addEd the lyrics .

chords :
eadgbe eadgbe
Dm – x57765 or xx0231
Gm – 355333 or 310033
A# – 688766 or x13331
A – 577655 or x02220

riff 1 :

Dm Gm A# A

E – – 10 – – – – – – – – 10 – – – 10 – – – – – – – 10 – – | – – 10 – – – – – – – 10 – – – 9 – – – – – – 9 – – – |
B – – – – – – 10 – – – – – – – – – – – – 11 – – – – – – – – | – – – – – 11 – – – – – – – – – – – 10 – – – – – – – |
G – – 10 – – – – – 10 – – – – – – 12 – – – – 12 – – – – – | – – 10 – – – – 10 – – – – – – 9 – – – – 9 – – – – – |
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
( play the chords with the tab = * )
( just play chords = * * )

just riff 1 : Dm Gm A# A
steve : you want some more of this bitch? * back
Dm Gm A# A
in the heezy . we do this all year long . *

Dm Gm
* i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
A# A
i told you in the first song i’ll tell you in another .
Dm Gm
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
A# A
i don’t have girlfriend , my hand’s my only lover .
Dm Gm
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
A# A
one night a week my mom likes to cook me supper .
Dm Gm
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
A# A
and michael keaton was my favorite batman . *

Dm Gm
* * i was walking down the street just the other day
A#
i saw these two fine bitches
A
they were walking my way
Dm
“yo whatchu girls doing tonight?”
Gm
is what i wanted to say
A#
but suddenly i panicked
A
my voice started to shake
Dm
so i put my head down
Gm
and i just walked away
A#
i had to catch a bus anyway
A
it worked out great
Dm Gm
got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
A# A
sheryl crow , james blunt and motherfxxkin ace of base
Dm
yo what can i say
Gm
it’s just a day in my life
A#
i’m up early in the morning
A
in bed early at night
Dm
to be productive at work
Gm
i gotta be well rested
A#
yeah muthafxxka ,
A
you heard what i just said . * *

( same chord progression for the rest of the song )

* i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
i don’t like margarine , i much prefer the taste of butter .
i’m just a regular , everyday , normao muthafxxka . . .
my favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters .
i’m justa regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
i have a hard time opening my eyes underwater .
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
and i’m not a huge nicholas cage fan .

* * i’m from A
lower middle – class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
i have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fxxkin fire truck bitch
i used to play with that muthafxxka all day long
until i learned about sxx from the sears catalog
and then i played with my muthafxxka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man , all year long
my favorite song muthafxxka
i don’t like to admit it
is a celine dion song
from the movie titanic
“every night in my dreams ,
i see you . . . i feel you . . . ”
every time i hear that fxxkin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fxxk did leonardo di caprio have to die
though i’m not afraid to say
that i’m a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it’s the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why’d you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face , that’s impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
regular , everyday , normal fxxkin bullshit * *

* i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
when i get into a fight i usually leave on a stretcher .
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
when i got nothin to say i usually talk about the weather .
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
i like the first back to the future but the second one was better .
i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . .
i like red peppers better than the green ones . *

* * oooooohooooo . . . savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fxxker
go go go go * *

( don’t play anything . just vocals )

go shorty it’s your birthday
go party like it’s your birthday
i wasn’t invited but it’s okay
i’ll just stay at home and play some video games .

steve : you want some of this? come and get it .