Jon Lajoie - Birthday Song

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it’s your birthday today ,

what does that mean? i guess i’ll try to explain ,
G
that twenty – one years ago on this day ,
A D
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face ,

and nine months before that magical day ,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date ,
G
and they were having a good time ,
D
they were dancing and drinking wine ,

( optional chorus used on an episode of the league )
D G A
happy birthday ,
B G
happy birthday ,
A D
happy birthday ,

D
and when they got home they were horny as hell ,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed ,
G
and he tore her panties off ,
D
and his penis was hard as a rock ,

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head ,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head ,
G
so they formed a sixty – nine ,
D
and your mom came at least three times ,

D
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom ,

that he forgot to put a condom on ,
G
and when he realized his mistake ,
A D
he had ejaculated and it was too late ,

D G A
and then your mom got pregnant ,
D G
and your dad started crying ,
D A
he wanted your mom to get an abortion ,
D G
but your mom wanted a child ,
A
and nine months later your were born ,
G D
and five months later your parents got a divorce