Jon Lajoie - Alone In The Universe

jon lajoie : alone in the universe ( chords )
ive searched the chords for this song on google but couldnt find them anywhere , so i
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever . hope you like the song as
as i do . dan dee

_intro : _

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5

_verse : _

E A
floating in space at the edge of time
E A
in a universe that we cant define
E A
billions of stars in the endless night
E A
tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
yet we still take the time ( still take the time )
E A A5
yes , we always take the time

_chorus : _

n/C E5 A5 E5 A5
to masturbate ah – ooh – ohh
E5 A5
to milk the snake
E5 A5
girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
im gonna hold my sausage hostage tonight .

_verse 2 : _

E A
whether youre english , french , japanese , or german
E A
whether youre at home or at a movie with pee wee herman
E A
we all take matters into our own hands
E A
with the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
wed all be doing time ( yes wed all be doing time )
E A A5
if it was a crime

_chorus 2 : _

n/C E5 A5 E5 A5
to masturbate ah – ooh – ohh
E5 A5
to pull the handbrake
E5 A5
to play vagina dj
E5 A5
shes gonna play cuntry on the clitar tonight

_bridge : _

E A E B ( x2 )

_final verse : _

E5 A5 E5 B5
he burps his baby , shes putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
our gentitals are juliet , our hands are romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
he chokes his chicken , she tickles her cameltoe

[ 2 hours later ]

E5 A5 E5 B5
our genitals are juliet , our hands are romeo
A B E
im gonna play ball on team penis tonight