Capo: 2nd fret

[Intro]
C
E ———–
B ———–
G ———–
D ———–
A ——-0-2-
E —–3—–

[Verse]
C
It seems like these days
F
No matter what ya say
C G
Someone’s losin’ their ever lovin’ mind
C
It’s like they’re lookin’ for a reason
F
To have their fragile feelings
C G C
Hurt every single time

[Pre-Chorus]
Am
My country truck
G
I gas it up
F G C
You got yer fancy Tesla hooked up to a plug

Am
I know you’re mad
G
You think I’m bad
F
‘Cause I’m breathin’ free at last
G
And you’re still stuck behind yer mask

[Chorus]
C F
And I’m offended, you’re offended
C G
Let’s all get offended tonight
C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

[Verse]
C
Now hang on just a minute
F
You can’t amend the first amendment
c G
You’re offended I defend it all the time
C
So let’s take another sip
F
Don’t hold back and let ‘er rip
C G C F
‘Cause in the end you’ll be left and I’ll be riiiight

[Chorus]
C F
And I’m offended, you’re offended
C G
Let’s all get offended tonight
C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

[Post-Chorus]
F
Brrr
C
Rip dip a dip it
F
Ba roop a boo ba boo boo
C G
Woop boop bip a boo boo oh yeah

C F C G C

[Break]
Am G
Yeah, I like to shoot my .22
F G C
Somehow it seems to always trigger you

Am G
I pray to God, you think that’s odd
F G
‘Cause you say He don’t exist so why are you so pissed

[Chorus]
C F
And I’m offended, you’re offended
C G
Let’s all get offended tonight
C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

[Chorus]
C F
And I’m offended, you’re offended
C G
Let’s all get offended tonight
C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

C F Fm
I’ll order us a beer and we can sit down here
C G C C F G C
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight