C G Am
oh what have you done with your life
F Am
oh please dont tell me
G Am F
just shut up and go to work
C G
cause youre interrupting me

C G Am
i wont represent the us
F Am
in the summer olympics
G Am F
my characters questionable
C G
my life is a broken record

chorus :
C G Am
im shredding the document
F Am
im keeping my mouth shut
G Am F
im running on radio silence
C G
im letting the record speak

C G Am
im shredding the document
F Am
the switchboard is lighting up
G Am F
im not taking anymore calls
C G
well maybe from larry king

C G Am
and i dont know who killed who
F Am
im having a sxx change
G Am F
to a woman who loves too much
C G
my sisters a petty thief

C G Am
i doctored the evidence
F Am
yeah it was a cover up
G Am F
i want to stay wrapped in my blanket
C G
and never get out of bed

chorus

C G Am
all rumor and innuendo
F Am
an eagles reunion
G Am F
the 20th centurys closing
C G
its closing in on me

C G Am
you know what my father said
F Am
well im not going to tell you
G Am F
some words that i try to live by
C G
its none of your goddamn business

chorus

C G Am
im shredding the document
F Am
the switchboard is lighting up
G Am F
im not taking anymore calls
C G
well maybe from oprah winfrey