Jessie Reyez - Merry Nothin’

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[Intro]
N.C.

[Verse 1]
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One year ago it was snowin’ like crazy and we bought two sleds and a bottle
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Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down and we kissed at the bottom
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Memories we made that are useless today and that I wish I could have forgotten
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‘Cause early December we finally broke up but now Christmas feels just like a coffin

[Pre-Chorus]
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We could have waited
Am G Em7
‘Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
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Eyy, eyy

[Chorus]
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Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
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I’m alone under a mistletoe while you’re fuckin’ a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain’t real, he’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
C F
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I’m alone under a mistletoe while you’re fuckin’ a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain’t real, he’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

[Post-Chorus]
C F
Santa’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people

[Verse 2]
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I can’t walk into a mall ‘cause this holiday-music makes me want to die
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Every time I see a snowman, it’s mood ‘cause that’s really how I feel inside
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Everything’s red or it’s green but the coca is white and lonely is blue
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All that I want this Christmas is amnesia and good dick from somebody new

[Pre-Chorus]
C F
We could have waited
Am G Em7
‘Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
F Am G
Eyy, eyy

[Chorus]
C F
Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I’m alone under a mistletoe while you’re fuckin’ a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain’t real, he’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
C F
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I’m alone under a mistletoe while you’re fuckin’ a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain’t real, he’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

[Outro]
C F
Santa’s fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people