[Intro]
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[Verse 1]

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I think the chemists made a mistake
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Designing the fractionating column
Am
Cause it should be you at the bottom
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Cause you’re smoking hot
C
I also heard you’re like an alkane
G
Single bonds between carbon atoms
Am
I was hoping maybe I could change that
F
Cause alkanes are lame

[Chorus]

C
Your boiling point’s so high
G
Even bitumen can’t deny
Am
Every fraction has a use
F
And yours is stealing my heart
C
Be the carbon to my hydrogen
G
Then it’ll be me and you not them
Am
Our displayed formula
F
Would be shaped as a heart

[Instrumental]
C

[Verse 2]
C
You’re my living oxygen
G
We have good chemistry, maybe we should react
Am
Can you complete my
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Combustion
C
I was thinking maybe we could bond
G
The name’s Bond—covalent bond
Am
If you were a molecular formula
F
You’d be CH(URAQT)

[Chorus]

C
Your boiling point’s so high
G
Even bitumen can’t deny
Am
Every fraction has a use
F
And yours is stealing my heart
C
Be the carbon to my hydrogen
G
Then it’ll be me and you not them
Am
Our displayed formula
F
Would be shaped as a heart

[Verse 3]

C
You’re my functional group
G
Like an ester you’re sweet too
Am
Our love’s like most polymers
F
Non-biodegradable
C
So can you be an alkene with me instead
G
Our love remains unsaturated
Am
You don’t need no UV light
F
To react with my heart
Am
And our displayed formula
F
Would be shaped as a heart