[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G
To make it to the party
C D
We got all tweaked on coffee
C Cmaj7
We’re up ’til morning, ahh
G
Cross-legged on your mattress
C D
We’re practicing our death threats
C Cmaj7
Hold-your-breath contest, ahh
G
I’m sorry ‘bout my mood swings
C
I promise, I wanna do the party
D C Cmaj7
To suck on air from people having fun
G
But even on the good trees
C D
It feels like I am dying
C Cmaj7
So I tried e-weed, ahh

[Hook]
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The corner store is selling spit
C D Em D C
Bottled up for pro – fit
C D Em D C
I can’t believe I’m buying in
D
Isn’t that genius?

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[Verse 2]
G
Maybe before the year ends
C
I’ll catch up on fashion
D C Cmaj7
Would you look at what I’m wearing? Ahh
G
But if you’rе not too embarrassed
C
Of how I go out in public
D C Cmaj7
Do you think that we could makе a deli run?

[Hook]
C D Em D C
The corner store is selling spit
C D Em D C
Bottled up for pro – fit
C D Em D C
I can’t believe I’m buying in
D
Isn’t that genius?

C C C C C C C

[Bridge]
D
You didn’t know it
Em
But I think I’m trying to blow this
F C
I loved you best under fluorescent lights
D
I’m getting tricked into
Em
Long-term commitments
F C
And lay-away plans financing my life
Cmaj7
My mouth is dry

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[Hook]
C D Em D C
The corner store’s got sugar pills
C D Em D C
To settle our consumer guilt
C D Em D C
Once you’re hooked, they’ll cut a deal
C D Em D C
The farmers’ market’s got this stand
C D Em D C
They say they’ll cut your fruit in half
C D Em D C
It saves you sweat, but your haul rots fast
C D Em D C Cmaj7
Now, twice a week, you’re hauling back

Shit
D
Isn’t that genius?

[Outro]
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