[Intro]
Cmaj7 Cadd9 Em Em7 Dm Dm/F F Fmaj7
Oho oh-oh oho oh-oh Ohooo oh-oh oh ohooo ohooo

Cmaj7 Cadd9 Em Em7 Dm Dm/F F Fmaj7
Oho oh-oh oho oh-oh Ohooo oh-oh oh ohooo ohooo

C Cadd9 Em Em7
I bat-tled with the regen–cy
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I fought them to a draw
C Cadd9 Em Em7
Now I’m gon-na tell you
Dm Dm/F F F
E-very-thing I saw

[Instumental]
Am Asus2 Am Asus2 Am Asus2 Am Asus2

[Verse 1]
Am Asus2
I saw a nose job
Am Asus2
I saw a con job
Am Asus2
I saw heart-throb
Am Asus2
With a small knob
Am Asus2
It was a whis-perer
Am Asus2
Who put the grab on her
Am Asus2
I saw white flag
Am Asus4
I felt my throat gag

[Pre-Chorus]
A Am
Misty is an optimist
F#m F
She comes from way down low
A Am
She’s sleeping with a rock star
F#m F
She does-n’t love him though

[Chorus]
A C
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
G E
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)
A G
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
F#m F
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)

[Instrumental]
Am Asus2 D Dsus2 Am Asus2 D Dsus2

[Verse 2]
Am Asus2
Yeah, it’s bo-ring
D Dsus2
Yeah, I’m sno-ring
Am Asus2
Chee-sy, chee–sy
D Dsus2
Quea´-sy, plea–sey

[Pre-Chorus]
A Am
Once I was a nobo-dy
F#m F
I didn’t stay too long
A Am
Like a dog or a cat or a bird
F#m F
I sang a lusty song

[Chorus]
A C
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
G E
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)
A G
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
F#m F
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)

[Bridge]
A C
Lead the victims in, to the sta-dium
G E
Fill the cold parking lot
A G
Girl who once believed winks and spreads her knees
F#m F
Fuck the regency up

[Instrumental] (Change key)
E Em C#m C E Em C#m C

[Pre-Chorus]
E Em C#m C
Satan is hi-ring…
E Em C#m C
Aha, but Satan is ti-ring
F#m F F# F
No… laughs, and no fucking chance
F#m F A A
No… laughs at all…

[Instrumental]
A Asus2 G Am F F

[Chorus]
A C
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
G E
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)
A G
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
F#m F
Fuck the regency up (‘Cy up)

[Post-Chorus]
A C
Feeling murderous? Tore a journalist
G E
Laugh it up, laugh it up

[Chorus]
A G
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
D F
Fuck the regency up

[Post-Chorus]
Am C G Em
Fuck the regency
Am G
Fuck the regency, Fuck
A F F C C Em Em
Fuck,
Dm Dm F F
Fuck

[Instrumental – Outro]
Cmaj7 Cadd9 Em Em7 Dm Dm/F F Fmaj7

C Cadd9 Em Em7
I bat-tled with the regen–cy
Dm Dm/F F F
I fought them to a draw
C Cadd9 Em Em7
While I’m a-live, uncom-promised
Dm Dm/F F Fmaj7
I’m stepping out the door
C Cadd9 Em Em7
The re-gen-cy
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