I Set My Friends On Fire - sxx Ed Rocks

sxx ed rocks
by : i set my friends on fire & smosh

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there comes a time in every mans life
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when he grows hair where it used to be bare

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i know you’re feeling weird , but you should be happy
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you don’t have a vagina , that would be crappy
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because periods suck ( and commas rule! )
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this is sxx education , not grammar , fool!

chorus :
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when she gives you affection , you better wear protection
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that skank might have an infection , are you paying close attention?
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in sxx ed , remember what you read
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just forget what the others have said
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get it through your head , use your brain before you go to bed

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and it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby ,
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and if you think they are cute , then you must be crazy
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babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
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they have the ability to pee in your eye
( oh my god it burns! )

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and did we mention
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the risk of getting stds
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not just gross hookers have it
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even dennis rodman could get a bit
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you don’t know who dennis rodman is?
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well maybe you should watch more basketball
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wait a second this is not about sports
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quick fact! you can’t get girls when you’re wearing these shorts

chorus :
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when she gives you affection , you better wear protection
F C G B
that skank might have an infection , are you paying close attention?
F C G B
in sxx ed , remember what you read
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just forget what the others have said
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get it through your head , use your brain before you go to bed

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your body is growing
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you will get hairy
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your little voice will start to change
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and your no – no place will feel a bit strange
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your pits will stink
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you’ll get zits on your face
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without this knowledge you will scare girls away
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so listen to this song every day