Hives - A Christmas Duel

C
i bought no gifts this year
Am
and i slept with your sister
F C G
i know i should have thought twice before i kissed her
C
but with the year we had last
Am
and the dress that she wore
F
i just went along for the ride
C G
and i came back for more
Am G C
and im sorry , baby

( thats all okay honey cause see )
C
i bought no tree this year
Am
and i slept with your brother
F
i wrecked your Daddys car
C G
and went down on your mother
C
i set your record collection on fire
Am
and said i never knew
F
felt kind of bad about that
C G
and i know you did too
F G
so whatever you say , its all fine by me
C Am
who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree

F
cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
even though we were bad
F G
itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad
Am F C
and spend this christmas together

C
i married you last year
Am
bet you thought i was sober , right?
F
but i was drunk as a skunk and i made a mistake you see
C G
this could all have been over
C Am
ah honey please dont excuse your behaviour
F
cause i hired a hitman and changed your will
C G
its now all in my favour
F G
so whatever you say , its all fine by me
C Am
who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree
F
cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
even though we were bad
F G
itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad

Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together

Am C
holding on without any reason
Am
cause somethings strong ( somethings strong )
C
this holiday season ( this holiday season )

F G
so whatever you say , its all fine by me
C Am
and who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree
F
cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
even though we were bad
F G
itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad

Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
Am F C
and spend – spend – spend this christ – christmas together
( repeat )