Capo: 4th fret
[Intro:]
Am G C Am G C
Am G C D
[Verse 1: Jake]
Am G C
I’m gonna get you a big balloon
Am G C
A box of chocolates and some cheap perfume
Am G C
Happy Valentine’s Day to you
D
Hope it’s better than mine
F
‘Cause my dog’s about to die, yeah
Am G C
Got her back when I was 15
Am G C
My parents split up so they gave her to me
Am G C
My consolation prize, a real dream (Dream, dream)
D F
But she always liked my momma better
[Chorus: Jake]
Am Em F C
‘Cause I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away (Oh!)
[Interlude]:
Am G C Am G C
Am G C D F
[Verse 2: Jake, with Nathan]
Am G C
I’m worried about Britney Spears
Am G C
It’s pretty fucked up how her dad runs her life
Am G C
I wish my dad was more involved in mine
D F
But not like that, really not like that, yeah
Am G C
My girlfriend’s at Coco’s house
Am G C
She’s basically the nicest person
Am G C
Really wish I could be like that
D F
But I’m not like that, really not like that
[Chorus: Jake & Nathan]
Am Em F C
I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
Am G C Am G C
Am G C
[Bridge: All]
–
I just smoked a whole pack of Parliaments
I wanna go back to partying
Even though I’m old
F
Remember hangin’ out at Grumpy’s?
Chillin’ with some dudes in their forties
C
They always had my back
D
But never had their own
[Pre-Chorus: Jake]
Am G C
Kinda wonder what they’re doing now
Am G C
If they had dogs and they had to put ‘em down
Am G C
Hope my girl’s somewhere barkin’ in the clouds
D
With her dead pet friends
F
Where their love don’t end
[Chorus: Jake & Nathan]
Am Em F C
I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
Am G C
Capo: 4th fret
[Intro:]
Am G C Am G C
Am G C D
[Verse 1: Jake]
Am G C
I’m gonna get you a big balloon
Am G C
A box of chocolates and some cheap perfume
Am G C
Happy Valentine’s Day to you
D
Hope it’s better than mine
F
‘Cause my dog’s about to die, yeah
Am G C
Got her back when I was 15
Am G C
My parents split up so they gave her to me
Am G C
My consolation prize, a real dream (Dream, dream)
D F
But she always liked my momma better
[Chorus: Jake]
Am Em F C
‘Cause I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away (Oh!)
[Interlude]:
Am G C Am G C
Am G C D F
[Verse 2: Jake, with Nathan]
Am G C
I’m worried about Britney Spears
Am G C
It’s pretty fucked up how her dad runs her life
Am G C
I wish my dad was more involved in mine
D F
But not like that, really not like that, yeah
Am G C
My girlfriend’s at Coco’s house
Am G C
She’s basically the nicest person
Am G C
Really wish I could be like that
D F
But I’m not like that, really not like that
[Chorus: Jake & Nathan]
Am Em F C
I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
Am G C Am G C
Am G C
[Bridge: All]
–
I just smoked a whole pack of Parliaments
I wanna go back to partying
Even though I’m old
F
Remember hangin’ out at Grumpy’s?
Chillin’ with some dudes in their forties
C
They always had my back
D
But never had their own
[Pre-Chorus: Jake]
Am G C
Kinda wonder what they’re doing now
Am G C
If they had dogs and they had to put ‘em down
Am G C
Hope my girl’s somewhere barkin’ in the clouds
D
With her dead pet friends
F
Where their love don’t end
[Chorus: Jake & Nathan]
Am Em F C
I don’t even care what my best friends are doing
D C F C
I’m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink
Am Em F C
Let’s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste
D C F C
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
D C F
I’m a bad dream, baby and I’ll never go away
Am G C
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