Hank Green - This Machine Pwns N00bs

this is a song that hank green , one half of the “vlogbrothers” , wrote while
he was on his “this machine pwns n00bs tour” to go out promote his album
“this machine pwns n00bs” , and he does this by playing his signature
acoustic guitar with the words , what else , “this machine pwns n00bs” on the
body . it’s a song about this nerdy folky musician and his journey on the road .
it’s really a catchy tune and it will more than likely get stuck in your head
for some time . if you have any problems with the timing and hanks spazztic
strumming patterns , just listen to the song or watch his youtube video at :

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standard tuning

capo 3rd fret

intro :

C ( strum down once )

verse 1 :

C Fmaj7 C
well i don’t want to be a big star
C famj7 C
and i’ve never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
G Fmaj7
but i do like to play on this guitar
G Fmaj7
and write these stupid songs in rental cars

verse 2 :

C Fmaj7 C
now i’m headin’ to los angeles
G C
and i can’t stop though i really gotta piss
Fmaj7 C
’cause i’m late for the show gotta go , gotta go
G C
put the pedal top the metal and i’m burnin’ up the road

pre – chorus 1 :

G Fmaj7
and i get there with five minutes to spare
G Fmaj7
and the people there don’t seem to care
C Fmaj7 G
and i strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose
C Fmaj7 G
i hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs

chorus :

C Fmaj7
i’t like a hedgehog with a flat can
C fma7
and a star for mario
C Fmaj7
or the big dot in pac – man
C Fmaj7
or the konami code

and it makes me feel invincible

when i’m up there on that stage
C
the final boss has been destroyed

long – distance or close – range
G
it’s like a super sniping shotgun

and it’s body armor too

and i hope everyone agrees
Fmaj7 G
that this machine pwns n00bs

verse 3 :

C Fmaj7 C
i just finished my show in phoenix a z
G C
god damnit if i didn’t lose my keys
Fmaj7 C
and the nerd fighters there all wanna hang out
G C
and go to yogurt land and in – n – out

pre – chorus 2 :

G Fmaj7
but we have to wait there on the sidewalk
G Fmaj7
eating pizza with first officer spock
C Fmaj7 G
and now that they’ve been introduced
C Fmaj7 G
i hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs

chorus :

C Fmaj7
i’t like a hedgehog with a flat can
C fma7
and a star for mario
C Fmaj7
or the big dot in pac – man
C Fmaj7
or the konami code

and it makes me feel invincible

when i’m up there on that stage
C
the level boss has been destroyed

long – distance or close – range
G
it’s like a super sniping shotgun

and it’s body armor too

and i hope everyone agrees
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C
that this machine pwns n00bs___________

and that should be that for this machine pwns n00bs by the always funny and
proud to be nerdy hank green . and remember , when you’ve made your final
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– i hope you enjoy; my little droogies .