* * * capo 1 * * *
rhett&link
C
hank do you remember when all of georgia fled
F
that flood that left thousands homeless and seven dead
G
but while those people drowned and their houses went adrift
G C
the news was all about kanye west . . . . and taylor swift
hank
C
rhett&link , where i really see the news media failin
F
every time anyone mentions . . . sarah palin
G
they dispatch a dozen camera crews every time she poos
G C
while i can’t escape the feeling she’s just not news
rhett & link
C
and the swine flu , while a killer , got more love than it needed
F
killing 4 , 000 people while the normal flu , unheeded
G
kills 60 , 000 people year in and year out
G C
people like to have something to freak out about
hank
C
and what about michael phelps marijuana scandal
F
just one picture and the media flew off their handle
G
he did the exact same thing as our last three presidents
G C
i don’t think our priorities make much sense
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
r&l : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
hank : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
hank
C
i don’t think the crappy news gets any better than
F
the scandals of tiger woods and david letterman
G
it turns out rich guys cheat on their wives
G C
that wasn’t news in the year twenty five
rhett&link
C
and one of the biggest stories of the whole entire year
F
is that susan boyle could sing and bring an audience to tears
G
with all the pretty people auto – tuned , we forgot
G C
you don’t have to be hot to the talent britain’s got
hank
C
and i still laugh any time i see some poor braggart
F
proudly holding up a sign proclaiming he’s a tea bagger
G
besides any confusion about the revolution
G C
i think no matter what they mean the news was an illusion
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
r&l : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
hank : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
C
hank : and i think we three can all agree , the biggest load of poo
F
r&l : was that balloon boy falcon who was not in the balloon
G
hank : just another year where we kept the world alive
G C
r&l : we didn’t pay attention but we somehow didn’t die
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
all : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
all : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
G
but since they’re still reporting it . . . we just might be
C
the only ones .
nerdfighters , much . . . ?
* * * capo 1 * * *
rhett&link
C
hank do you remember when all of georgia fled
F
that flood that left thousands homeless and seven dead
G
but while those people drowned and their houses went adrift
G C
the news was all about kanye west . . . . and taylor swift
hank
C
rhett&link , where i really see the news media failin
F
every time anyone mentions . . . sarah palin
G
they dispatch a dozen camera crews every time she poos
G C
while i can’t escape the feeling she’s just not news
rhett & link
C
and the swine flu , while a killer , got more love than it needed
F
killing 4 , 000 people while the normal flu , unheeded
G
kills 60 , 000 people year in and year out
G C
people like to have something to freak out about
hank
C
and what about michael phelps marijuana scandal
F
just one picture and the media flew off their handle
G
he did the exact same thing as our last three presidents
G C
i don’t think our priorities make much sense
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
r&l : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
hank : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
hank
C
i don’t think the crappy news gets any better than
F
the scandals of tiger woods and david letterman
G
it turns out rich guys cheat on their wives
G C
that wasn’t news in the year twenty five
rhett&link
C
and one of the biggest stories of the whole entire year
F
is that susan boyle could sing and bring an audience to tears
G
with all the pretty people auto – tuned , we forgot
G C
you don’t have to be hot to the talent britain’s got
hank
C
and i still laugh any time i see some poor braggart
F
proudly holding up a sign proclaiming he’s a tea bagger
G
besides any confusion about the revolution
G C
i think no matter what they mean the news was an illusion
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
r&l : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
hank : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
C
hank : and i think we three can all agree , the biggest load of poo
F
r&l : was that balloon boy falcon who was not in the balloon
G
hank : just another year where we kept the world alive
G C
r&l : we didn’t pay attention but we somehow didn’t die
all
F C
so many important things happened this year friend
G C
iran’s election and mass recession and obama sworn in
F C
but to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G C
all : and we can only hope that we’re not the only ones
G C
all : yes , we can only hope that we’re not the only ones .
G
but since they’re still reporting it . . . we just might be
C
the only ones .
nerdfighters , much . . . ?
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