Hank Green - The List

the list

intro : D A D A G

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i’m sitting in the minivan , it’s about 1 Am
A
i can’t believe i’m hanging out with margo roth spiegelman
D
she hands me a grocery list , and i say : ’what is this?’
A G
she gives me a hundred dollars and says : that should cover it

G
3 whole catfish , wrapped separately
D
a six – pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet
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a dozen tulips , a bottle of water
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a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeee

D
she told me about the vaseline , very specifically
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there’s a baby size , a mommy size and a big fat Daddy
D
the Daddy is the one i need , i don’t know why i need it
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but you don’t argue with margo roth spiegelman , i agree

G
3 whole catfish , wrapped separately
D
a six – pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet
G
a dozen tulips , a bottle of water
A G D
a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee

D
i walk up to the door of the grocery store
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preparing myself for all the weird looks that i’m in for
D
i mean , what do you do when the cashier looks at you
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and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you

G
3 whole catfish , wrapped separately
D
a six – pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet
G
a dozen tulips , a bottle of water
A G D
a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeee