Hank Green - Nerdfighteria Island

G
i wake up in my race – car bed
D
tame the puff that’s on my head
Em
my feet are cold as they hit the floor
C D
i don’t think i’m home anymore
G
john shouts , “hank , i don’t mean to scare ya ,
D
but i think we woke up in nerdfighteria .
Em
settle down now , clear the area ,
C D
then look out the window . ”

Em C
’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see .
Em D
this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 – D .

G D C D7
there’s no place that i’d rather be
G D C F
than living here with my nerdy friends
G D C D7
making videos happily
G D C F
on nerdfighteria island

G
dressing up like i did in high school ,
D
taking sxxy photographs ,
Em
talking of women who like men
C D
and giraffes who like giraffes
G
let’s go down to nerdfighteria city
D
where the roads are paved with peeps
Em
and everyone is so witty
C D
and there are no perverted creeps

Em C
’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see .
Em D
this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 – D .

G D C D7
there’s nothing that i’d rather eat
G D C F
than foods that perfectly blend
G D C D7
god i love smoothies made of meat
G D C F
on nerdfighteria island

G
there’s certain rules you should obey ,
D
like don’t ever ftba ,
Em
and now i come to think of it ,
C D
let’s take the worldsuck down a bit .
G
we don’t care one iota
D
about winner , south dakota ,
Em
now we’ve got our awesome island ,
C D
with awesome seas and awesome awesome .

Em C
’cause i don’t know what it is that i can see .
Em D
this place is like the internet , but it’s all in 3 – D .

G D C D7
there’s no place that i’d rather be
G D C F
than living here with my nerdy friends
G D C D7
making videos happily
G D C F
on nerdfighteria island
G D C F
on nerdfighteria island

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* hank green – this machine pwns n00bs [ november 2009 ]