Hank Green - Mules Are So Half Ass

here’s another funny hank green , the musical half of the “vlogbrothers”
song off his 2009 album “this machine pwns n00bs” . this is probably the
funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play
in every single line of the song . if you have issues with hanks signature
spastic strumming style or the timing of the song , just listen to the song
and try to play along . and , when you’ve made your final judgement on the
tab , please rate and comment .

standard tuning

intro :

strum the C chord a few times ’til you get the rythm .

verse 1 :

Fmaj7 G C
the mink lost her furry scarf , she said it was stolen ,
Fmaj7 G C
the shoe salesman wanted to help , ’cause he had so much sole ,
Fmaj7 G C
but then his whole left side fell off , but he’s all right now ,
Fmaj7 G C G
the pregnant heifer saw it happen , yeah , she had a cow ,

chorus :

C Fmaj7 G C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas ,
Fmaj7 G C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass ,
Fmaj7 G C
yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass .

verse 2 :

Fmaj7 G C
the bike can’t stand up by itself , it says it’s two – tired ,
Fmaj7 G C
the human cannonball was late for work and he got fired ,
Fmaj7 G C
and if your pants are too big you’ll get exposed in the end ,
Fmaj7 G C G
and if you crash your fancy car you’ll see how a mercedez bends ,

chorus :

C Fmaj7 G C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas ,
Fmaj7 G C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass ,
Fmaj7 G C
yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass .

verse 3 :

Fmaj7 G C
i forgot how to throw a boomerang , but then it came back to me ,
Fmaj7 G C
it’s just like riding a bike , or playing with your wii ,
Fmaj7 G C
if you don’t pay your excorcist , you’ll get repossessed ,
Fmaj7 G C G
the pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man’s chest ,

chorus :

C Fmaj7 G C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas ,
Fmaj7 G C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass ,
Fmaj7 G C
yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass ,
Fmaj7 G C
yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass ,
Fmaj7 G C
yeah , i really hate mules because they’re so half – ass .

and that should be that for “mules are so half ass” by hank green . and
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– i hope you enjoy; my little droogies .