Hank Green - Im Gonna Kill You

here’s another hilarious song from the musically talented half of the youtube
sensation , the vlogbrothers , hank green . if you haven’t figured out what the
song is about after listening to it even once , this song is about the
stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance . and
let’s face it , we’ve all had these feelings before . this song is off his
first cd , “so jokes” . if you have any problems with the tab , just listen to
the song and it should all make sense . and , when you’ve made your final
judgement on the tab , please rate and comment

chords :
loweadgbe
Am : x02210
G : 320003
F : xx3211 ( or you could do the barre version if you want )
C : x32010

intro :

Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F

( – sidenote – the intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses .
if you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song . )

verse 1 :

Am G
oh hello evil lady
F
at the grocery store
Am G
it seems that you don’t know
F
what the express lane’s for
C F
it says twelve items or less
G Am
but you’re exempt from that i guess
Am G F
and you started an arguement about coupons

verse 2 :

Am G
oh , don’t make me kill you
F
over twenty five cents
Am G
i’ll give you a freakin quarter
F
if it makes that much difference
C F
and you just remembered something you forgot to get
G Am
your husband’ll be right back with it
Am G
ok . . . that’s it ,
F
i’m gonna kill you

chorus 1 :

Am G
yeah i’m gonna kill you
F Am
and possibly your whole family too
Am G
all i want is some courtesy
F Am
some kindness and maybe an apology
Am F
if you don’t get out of my grocery line
G Am
i’ll do scorpion’s fatality and rip out your spine
Am G
i’m usually a very peaceful person
F
but i’m gonna kill you

verse 3 :

Am G F
i just wrote a note to a guy down the street
Am G F
who recently invested in a giant suv
C F
it said “i hope you know that we’re fightin’ a war
G Am
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
Am G F
you’d better trade it in , or i’m gonna kill you”

chorus 2 :

Am G
yeah i’m gonna kill you
F Am
with a car bomb in your h2
Am G
i don’t think it’d be too much to ask
F Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
Am F
i suggest you reinvest in a honda fit
G Am
if you don’t , you’re gonna regret it
Am G
i’m usually a very peaceful person ,
F
but i’m gonna kill you

verse 4 :

Am G F
it’s 3 : 00 Am and my neighbor upstairs
Am G F
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
C F
he had some friends over
G Am
for some late – night red rover
Am G F
and now . . . yeah . . . they’re practicing tap dance

chorus 3 :

Am G
yeah i’m gonna kill you
F Am
and all your loud – ass friends too
Am G
i don’t think it’d be too much to ask
F Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
Am F
if i don’t get some peace and quiet
G Am
i’ll put you on a strychnine diet
Am G
i’m usually a very peaceful person
F
but i’m gonna kill you .

outro :

( repeat the chord progression in the chorus section and end on Am . )

( repeat the chord progression from the verse )

and that should be that for i’m gonna kill you by hank green once again , please rate and
comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab . and , if you
liked this tab , feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check
out some of the others . and feel free to also join my “ugs online debate”
group where you get to debate and argue with other ug people over music
topics .

– i hope you enjoy; my little droogies .