Hank Green - I Guess It All Makes Sense At The End

E B A

id like to do some calculations

E B A

in the hopes that ill come to some realizations .

C#m

my mind is not what it used to be ,

B

that certainly isnt news to me ,

C#m

but i want to know how my life was spent

A B

now that i know that im near the end .

E B A

so i add , subtract , multiply , and divide

E B A

to try and figure out what i did with my life .

E B E

i spent twenty – seven years in my bed ,

E B A E

and theres not much that i wouldve preferred to do instead .

E B E B

i spent two years chewing , and six months wooing ,

E B E B

and , im sure youre curious , almost three years pooing .

C#m

i spent twenty – five years working for a guy ,

B

that i wanted to kill when i didnt want to die ,

A

but i spent fifty – seven years loving you my friend ,

E A B E

so i guess it all makes sense at the end .

E B A

i spent nearly a full year masturbating ,

E B A

second only to the year we spent copulating .

C#m

i know youre not a fan of this vulgarity ,

B

but completeness is important for full clarity .

C#m

i spent more than seven years watching television ,

A B

and how could i not regret that decision ,

E A B

but i dont think that ill ever know how much time ,

E A B

i did or didnt spend lookin into your eyes .

E B E

i spent twenty – seven years in my bed ,

E B A E

and theres not much that i wouldve preferred to do instead .

E B E B

i spent two years chewing , and six months wooing ,

E B E B

and , im sure youre curious , almost three years pooing .

C#m

i spent twenty – five years working for a guy ,

B

that i wanted to kill when i didnt want to die ,

A

but i spent fifty – seven years loving you my friend ,

E A B E

so i guess it all makes sense at the end .

E B A

ive never known any way but numbers and sums

E B A

to understand what we are and what we have become ,

C#m

but like numbers are perfect , thats how this has been for me ,

B

and i hope that i still give you everything you need .

C#m

eighty years alive and four eating food .

A B

five reading books and fifty – seven with you .

E A B

two eyes , one nose , one smile , one life .

E A B

it somehow isnt ever quite enough time .

E B E

i spent twenty – seven years in my bed ,

E B A E

and theres not much that i wouldve preferred to do instead .

E B E B

i spent two years chewing , and six months wooing ,

E B E B

and , im sure youre curious , almost three years pooing .

C#m

i spent twenty – five years working for a guy ,

B

that i wanted to kill when i didnt want to die ,

A

but i spent fifty – seven years loving you my friend ,

E A B E

so i guess it all makes sense at the end .

E A B E

oh , i guess it all makes sense at the end .

E A B E

yeah , i guess it all makes sense at the end .