this is exactly how hank plays it . it’s pretty simple .
intro : C G C G C
verse 1 :
C G
there’s a place where you don’t wanna be
C G
where people die constantly
C G
and they never die in normal ways
C G
it’s preposterous but still cliche
bridge 1 :
C G
when your drug dealer’s aunt kills your mom in a duel
C nc
by chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool
D
well they’re not saying it makes sense
E
they’re just interpreting the evidence
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
verse 2 :
C G
there was semen all over the crime scene
C G
so they use the super – fancy semen testing machine
C G
and the dna database gets a hit
C G
but it looks like he might still get away with it
bridge 2 :
C G
but the final piece of evidence
C C
totally stumps the bad guy’s defense
D
and he breaks down in front of everyone
E
and tells them exactly how it was done
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
interlude : C
verse 3 :
C G
by the middle of the first season
C G
murder is eclipsed by sxxual tension
C G
and i guess that probably happens a lot
C G
since crime – solving people are always so hot
bridge 3 :
C G
but then a serial killer kidnaps the girl
C C
and they promise to save her if it costs them the world
D
and they find her two seconds before she dies
E
and they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cry
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
* end on C *
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this is exactly how hank plays it . it’s pretty simple .
intro : C G C G C
verse 1 :
C G
there’s a place where you don’t wanna be
C G
where people die constantly
C G
and they never die in normal ways
C G
it’s preposterous but still cliche
bridge 1 :
C G
when your drug dealer’s aunt kills your mom in a duel
C nc
by chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool
D
well they’re not saying it makes sense
E
they’re just interpreting the evidence
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
verse 2 :
C G
there was semen all over the crime scene
C G
so they use the super – fancy semen testing machine
C G
and the dna database gets a hit
C G
but it looks like he might still get away with it
bridge 2 :
C G
but the final piece of evidence
C C
totally stumps the bad guy’s defense
D
and he breaks down in front of everyone
E
and tells them exactly how it was done
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
interlude : C
verse 3 :
C G
by the middle of the first season
C G
murder is eclipsed by sxxual tension
C G
and i guess that probably happens a lot
C G
since crime – solving people are always so hot
bridge 3 :
C G
but then a serial killer kidnaps the girl
C C
and they promise to save her if it costs them the world
D
and they find her two seconds before she dies
E
and they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cry
chorus :
C G
this is the plot to every television crime show
C C G
from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store
C G
the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C nc
will come back because you know he did it
C G
i don’t think they’re trying anymore
C
and i’m getting bored
* end on C *
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