[Verse 1]
C G
Oh adult, adult, come hither, adult,
Am F
I’ve set George’s house on fire
C
Please don’t exile me
G
And send me across the sea
Am
Don’t leave me with Ghostbur
F
And his stupid sheep! *baah*

[Verse 2]
C G
Oh child, child! You drive me wild
Am F
No wonder everyone hates you
C
I’ll take you with me
G
And blow up all your things
Am F
And still you won’t learn a single thing!

[Pre-chorus]
Am F
I’m the biggest man this server’s seen – hEY
C G
That’s why you’re scared of me (I’m not scared of anything!)

[Break]
Am F C G
The only thing I’m scared of, is waking up in the morning

[Chorus]
C
Oh adult, adult
G
Oh child, child! (Don’t call me that)
Am F
We really hate each other’s guts

[Bridge]
C
I killed your sister today
G
I killed you with a potato
Am F
Don’t worry it’s all just roleplay

[Outro]
C