Half Man Half Biscuit - Surging Out Of Convalescence

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darts in soap operas , oh so wrong , oh so wrong
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no one’s scoring and there’s too much chat between easch throw
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worse than this though is when cheers are raised for the bull
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granted , bull’s a double and an out but i know that they don’t
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know their boards; i propose no soap darts .
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is your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat?
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sometimes i like to watch wave rage down on fistral beach
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last ash wednesday i had tantric sxx and it was shit
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next ash wednesday i might strive to lick my elbow;
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strive in vain , for they say few succeed .
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i wrote to the horse and hounds to gloat over whay i’d done
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i stored their magazine in a data retrieval system
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well let’s face it what’re they going to do?
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it’s not as if they know where i live
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and anyway i cut the caper back in 1984
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heartbroken matrons on joyless beds
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for those whose souls the iron has entered
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and if i get to heaven’s gate i’ll doubtless have to wait
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while st . peter investigates the inevitable asterisk
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the inside of a halex three star table – tennis ball
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smells much like you’d expect it to .