Half Man Half Biscuit - Shes In Broadstairs

A
today i saw her brother , he said she’s with another

they , ve gone away together – you’d better speak to heather
D
and so i spoke to heather at first about the weather

and then about her sister and how i really missed her ,
A
and maybe she could tell her i’ve still got her umbrella

she prized it rather highly – it saved her once in filey;
D
it came on all torrential and therefore it’s essential

you tell me where she’s living so it to her i’m giving .

A D
broadstairs , she’s in broadstairs
A D A
she’s in broadstairs , B for broadstairs .

A
apparently she’s seeing a bloke who used to be in

acidic regulator from nearer the equator
D
i couldn’t bear to listen or stand to see them kissing .

unable to forgive her i jumped into the river
A
i’m on another planet , she’s on the isle of thanet

i wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
D
i tell them i can manage – there isn’t any damage

and as i’m being led out i get my a to z out .

A D
broadstairs , she’s in broadstairs
A D A
she’s in broadstairs , B for broadstairs .