Half Man Half Biscuit - See That My Bikes Kept Clean

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there’s one last favour i ask of you
A E
there’s one last favour i ask of you
A B E
there’s one last favour i ask of you
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see that my bike’s kept clean .
B E
it’s a long old lane and it’s got no end
A E
it’s a long old lane and it’s got no end
A B E
it’s a long old lane and it’s got no end
B7 E
it’s a green light now but it’s gonna change .
B E
there’s two white horses in a line
A E
there’s two white horses in a line
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there’s two white horses in a line
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and two white cars coming up behind .
B E
my wheel’s stopped turning and my hand’s got cold
A E
my wheel’s stopped turning and my hand’s got cold
A B E
my wheel’s stopped turning and my hand’s got cold
B7 E
it’s a long old vehicle that runs you down .
B E
did you ever hear a coughing sound?
A E
did you ever hear a coughing sound?
A B E
did you ever hear a coughing sound?
B7 E
then you know somebody’s got a cough .
B E
you can scrape me off with a silver spade
A E
you can scrape me off with a silver spade
A B E
you can scrape me off with a silver spade
B7 E
you may flush me down a golden drain .
B E
did you ever hear the church bells toll?
A E
did you ever hear the church bells toll?
A B E
did you ever hear the church bells toll?
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then you know that prick’s still on the road .