Half Man Half Biscuit - San Antonio Foam Party

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if i had agoraphobia , and if i had claustrophobia
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trapped inside my porch – things would be bleak , especially midweek .
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your weird dreams don’t impress in any way;
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in dreams weird things are mundane and everyday
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strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home .
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try and get your arse downtown next week
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i’m gonna prove once and for all to the lta , hey hey hey .
Bm
that tim and greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
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i’ve seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards .
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’the reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think’
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well stop , wait a minute mr spokesman you don’t know what i think
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is your lake about – now let’s see –
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a hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks?
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it’s gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in palermo
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sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs .
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i’ve seen the chips and wires; i’ve seen the circuit boards
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i’ve seen the chips and wires; i’ve seen the circuit boards
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this is me pleading for some civic pride;
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use it or lose it – the park & ride
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twin town said we just weren’t cool
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so now we got a suicide pact with goole .
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i’ve seen the circuit boards
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i’ve seen the chips and wires; i’ve seen the circuit boards . ( fade )