( intro G C D , G C D ( x2 ) )
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half past four? half past four? you said half past ten to us
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no dry ice? no dry ice? hey , jason they’ve got no dry ice
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there is no way on earth they should be on after us
G C D G C D ( x4 )
five k? five k? they can’t even play their instruments .
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listen squire , who d’you think sold this thing out anyway?
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them lot there? them lot there? they haven’t even got an album out
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sound man , sound man , we’ve got our own sound man
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cnd? cnd? we’re not going on after chas’n’dave .
G C D
i don’t care , i don’t care , hello boys , there’s a change of plan .
G . D
you’re going on after crispy ambulance
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you’re going on after crispy ambulance
G . D
you’re going on after crispy ambulance
G . D G C D ( rpt )
you’re going on after crispy ambulance .