Half Man Half Biscuit - Paradise Lost Youre The Reason Why

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well you say you only watch documentaries
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and that bad cold you’ve got – that’s the flu
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and that book that you foisted upon me
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i’ll never read it , will you?
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did you play in the garden of eden?
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were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed?
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’cos it seems to me you’re the reason
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you’re the reason why paradise lost .
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was it you who invented the school run?
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at the laboratoires garnier , gaul?
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and is it you who’s to stone for the motorway cone
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barry venison and davina mccall?
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did you play in the garden of eden?
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were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed?
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’cos it seems to me you’re the reason
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you’re the reason why paradise lost .

ah , regain it for me rodney! ( instr . A E E A A D A E A )
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well we’ve both seen your personalised reg plates
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and it’s not the worst crime i agree
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but we both know full well that it really should spell
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t – w – A – t o – n – E .
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did you play in the garden of eden?
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were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed?
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’cos it seems to me you’re the reason
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you’re the reason why paradise lost .
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you’re the reason why paradise lost ,
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you’re the reason why paradise lost .