Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak Of Vitas Gerulaitis

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tedious people , tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown
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always calm with a gentle breeze – tarkus in black vinyl please .
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what would you do?
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if the sxxton’s wife from the best kept village nearby came running
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with bells round her neck and said
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you’d better move away , tomorrow or today
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’cos when the owl starts laughing we will all fall down
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there’s an outbreak of vitas gerulaitis on the way .

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why it’s mr kowalski – it was you all along
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that ski lodge would have been mine if it wasn’t for you meddling kids .
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but what can you do?
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when your mum’s in rampton bouncing off the walls
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and singing ’who’s afraid of virginia wade?’
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why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow?
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was our motto , subsequently engraved on a plaque
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as a reminder of the attack of vitas gerulaitis .

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we all fall down , we all fall down ,
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we all fall down , we all fall down ,
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who’s afraid of virginia wade?
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who’s afraid of virginia wade?
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an outbreak of vitas gerulaitis in the town
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in the town , in the town , in the town
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we all fall down .