Half Man Half Biscuit - Our Tune

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you said you’d find me helpless on the A47
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shouting at the passers – by that alan brazil
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seems to be the singer in the goombay dance band
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and now you want to put me in the ambulance
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but i don’t want to go in the ambulance .
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i asked if you would like to go along to
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see the rocky horror picture show
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you said you’d love to so i murdered your family
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’cos i hate the rocky horror picture show
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besides i’m going browsing ’round hardware shops .
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you’ll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway
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trying in vain to wave a fore – ball through
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i’ll understand if you should walk straight past me
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ideally though i hope you’d call an ambulance ,

unless of course you’re
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sampling alessi in st neots
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or chasing bunty james ’round hilton park
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oh , oh lori in st neots
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is this me or is this dead – shot keen?
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hello , this is joanie
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this plectrum once belonged to you know who
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grocer jack , grocer jack , get off your back
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go in to town . . . . .