Half Man Half Biscuit - Left Lyrics In The Practice Room

( intro E A B , E A B E x2 )
E A
“demon fiend , leave your tomb , seek out the virgin womb”
B A
hey chris from future doom , you left your lyrics in the practice room .
E A
“cackling hag astride the broom – what dread upon the spume?”
B
hey chris i understand your gloom
A E A B , E A B E
but come on , rock up – you’re from ilfracombe .
A E
did you leave them there so that when the band who practice 8 ’til 10
Am B E
may read them and perhaps then say “we gotta meet this cat today!”
( n . C . )
whoh – oh black sabbath , bam – ba – lam
G C# G C#
whoh – oh black sabbath , bam – ba – lam .
E A
you drink too much oranjeboom; your jaw juts out like mart poom
B A
dr . desperate i presume? you left these in the waiting room
E A E A B A
how much more can i exhume , how much more can you consume?
( n . C . ) E A B
oh let the light from the lighthouse shine on me
E A B
let the light from the lighthouse shine on me
E A B E A B , E A B E
let the light from the lighthouse shine on me tonight .