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tower block , you couldn’t score in a tower block
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do you wash plates down the wi?
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went down town , down town , saw you pasteling the precinct floor
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had no qualms but i complained anyway .
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’cos i’m the big cheese down at the tourist information
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i work out of barmouth where the bathing is safe
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dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite
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out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns .
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we must do brunch sometime , that place by pineapple
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cats , phantom , starlight , les
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it’s the cohorts from the dance class
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and they haven’t paid their domino fees .
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how many of yous lot know that song by blackfoot sue
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“i’m standing in the road”
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was penned by the burly physio of non – league farnborough tow – w – w – w – n?
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big cheese down at the tourist information
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come forth with your queries and i’ll wade out for miles .
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never trust a crown green bowler under thirty
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the future’s so dull i’ve gotta sing torch songs .
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ah dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite
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face paint , left banke , kenneth , emma , r A D A , rainer werner ,
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cokeheads , cokeheads , cokeheads .