Half Man Half Biscuit - He Who Would Valium Take

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the car that’s parked on a pavement narked
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pedestrians and children with chalk
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their games , their shapes , their capers , their japes
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destroyed by a thoughtless shitehawk .
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and yea though i walk in the road to get past , i’m not in the least afraid
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for soon i shall fly to the sweet by and by
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away from a world without shade .
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a streaker streaks and a nation shrugs at a saucer – like disc in the sky
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a stag weekend is a poor weekend
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if the army is not on standby .
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pub grub , pub games , pub bands , pub names
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the pit bull that’s great with kids
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if chelsea , chantelle and jordan should gel
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my fears would be laid to my skids .
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the maverick cops with their average flasks and boring unorthodox ways
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the previous life as a pharaoh’s wife
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is mightily irksome these days .
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the lady in red hides under the bed from a husband who quotes chubby brown
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it’s cold and it’s wet and the knell of regret
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is pealing throughout every town
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is pealing throughout every town .