Half Man Half Biscuit - Hair Like Brian May Blues

G ( intro G C7 G D7 G D7 )
i woke up about eleven with hair like brian may
C7 G
i woke up about eleven ( ooh ) with hair like brian may
D7 G D7
i’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate .
G
i’m gonna go down to the river , the one that they call the dee
C7 G
i’m gonna go down to the river ( ooh ) , that old snake they call the dee
D7 G D7
lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see .
C D C D
oh , i need this situation about as much as i need
C D G ( inst . D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7 )
the armoury show’s entire back catalogue .
G
i haven’t got a balaclava and my good girl , she’s got no snood
C7 G
i haven’t got a balaclava ( ooh ) , and my good girl’s got no snood
D7 G D7
i take the 20 . 40 boxcar – the one that goes to bude .
G
i take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

( crossroads theme melody : D G B G A , C E C D )
C7 G
i hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
D7 G D7
oh , but the devil’s built a bypass – chopped down all of the trees .
C D C D
and hey i need a bypass about as much as i need
C D G D7 G
the armoury show’s entire back catalogue .