Half Man Half Biscuit - Everythings Aor

C Csus4 C Csus4
bubble perm , ever since your bubble perm
C Csus4 C Csus4
i’ve gone ex – directory , just in case you need me .
C Csus4 C Csus4
swivel chair , in your leather swivel chair
C Csus4 C Csus4
you can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray .

C F
she’s the main man in the office in the city
G C
and she treats me like i’m just another lackey
F
but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face
G C
and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki .

C Csus4 C Csus4
executive , think you’re all executive
C Csus4 C Csus4
but i can still upset you with millican and nesbitt .
C Csus4 C Csus4
acumen , loads of business acumen
C Csus4 C Csus4
but can you remember when you would die for flintlock?

C F G C
mary , oh mary – quite ordinary
F G C
tell me how does your C D collection grow?
F G C
with sade and whitney , vandross and t’pau ,
F G
everything’s aor .

C F
she’s the main man in the office in the city
G C
and she treats me like i’m just another lackey
F
but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face
G C
and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki .

C F
she’s the main man in the office in the city
G C
i remember though when she was reading jackie
F
but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face
G C
and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki .