Half Man Half Biscuit - Evening Of Swing Has Been Cancelled

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i fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
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glyder fach and glyder fawr and i saw in a dream
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your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
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they were plunging headlong into a ravine
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and your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled , your evening of swing .
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came the behemoth , seven score and nine
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to rescue all the children from their parents on the line
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and they took them to a crash site , unfurled a ball of twine
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and tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
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no more the multiplex stood in its stead
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pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled
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and outside “the gielgud” a neon sign read :
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“equus on the buses” starring mr ed
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and your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled , your evening of swing .
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and a plague fell upon the retail park
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and a storm broke over henman hill
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and the christening party arsehole who hitherto had blurred
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my conception of man as nature’s final word
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was fleeing from the lava , his satnav pleading thus :
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“i’m not from round here mate , you should’ve got the bus”
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enter then a real rat pack , millions pouring in
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and ezekiel punched dan brown and the knights are drawing in
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and your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled
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your evening of swing had been cancelled , your evening of swing .