Half Man Half Biscuit - Camra Man

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anything under five per cent i don’t wanna drink it
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ugly frontage? don’t even think it .
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i want my hand held pumps; i want the sci – fi meet ,
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i want dave and barbara to refer me to the blackboard .
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’cos i’m a camra man , camra man , camra man .
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weekends – vintage car show , doctor who aficionado
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no wife no kids , no way juke bo
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i get sent the belstaff catalogues .
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’cos i’m a camra man , camra man , camra man .
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and at the monday night archery , a fellow cellar – hopper lent to me
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a willie rushton biography , in return for my sally james scrapbook .
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guess the guest and win a night with
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guess the guest and win a night with
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guess the guest and win a night with
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guess the guest and win a night out with a camra man
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a camra man , camra man , a camra man .
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oh i Am i Am , i Am i Am , i Am i Am , i Am i Am
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i’m a dirty great big five nations fan;
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i’ve “cheap trick live at the budokan”
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i’ve got a friend i can trust , i’ve got a shotgun round the back
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i’ve got a bonneville in bits but i’m gonna sort it out
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because i Am i Am , i Am i Am , i Am i Am , i Am i Am i Am
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i Am a camra man , a camra man , a camra man , a camra man
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and you can really taste the hops!