Half Man Half Biscuit - Bottleneck At Capel Curig

G Em
we didn’t see the summer sun , we didn’t speak to any one
Cm D
the caravan was on it’s own , we didn’t have a telephone .
G Em
that’s why i’d never liked the mini , that’s why i’m into sleater kinney
Cm D
from holidays when i was small . the only thing that i recall

G Em
bottleneck at capel curig , bottleneck at capel curig
Cm D
bottleneck at capel curig , neil morrisey’s a knobhead .

G Em
i got a job in aberdeen , i was only seventeen
Cm D
i met a girl on halloween , she was nowhere to be seen .
G Em
disappeared down a sewer , i sent my brother to pursue her
Cm D
they ran away and fell in love , i hope they’re in the middle of

G Em
a bottleneck at capel curig , bottleneck at capel curig
Cm D
bottleneck at capel curig , fate decrees they’re in hawaii .

G Em
now i’m living on my own , scared of dying all alone
Cm D
i haven’t got a telephone , if i did it wouldn’t ring .
G Em
seeing that i’m on the way out , i’m gonna take me for a day out
Cm D
i wanna wash away my sin , so i’m not forever in

G Em
a bottleneck at capel curig , bottleneck at capel curig
Cm D
bottleneck at capel curig , my shame will cause
G Em
a bottleneck at capel curig , bottleneck at capel curig
Cm D D# F G
bottleneck at capel curig – ig – ig – ig – ig .