( intro D7 a x4 )
A
i’m the man that you need on the day that it rains
D
i’m the wiser advisor on capital gains
E
i’m the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
D ( no chord ) D7 A ( x4 )
i’m a bogus official – don’t let me in .
A
i’m the police , i’m the clergy , i’m measures and weights
D
i’m the chap doing the survey on alley gates
E
i need to know where you’ll be on the following dates
D ( no chord ) D7 A ( x4 )
’cos i’m a bogus official – nice dress .
A
courteous , friendly , jolly and fat
D
with a smile saying “look , i know it’s under the mat”
E
i don’t give a fxxk about your missing cat
D ( no chord ) A
B – o – G – u – s official .