Half Man Half Biscuit - 99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd

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( no chord ) E B7 E B7 ( faster ) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
jesus christ – come on down!
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if you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
E B7
you need butter , milk and cheese
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and an equilateral chainsaw .
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in debt i owe someone a fiver; maybe i should try my hand at drag
E B7 E B7
james dean was just a careless driver
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and marilyn monroe was just a slag .
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd .
E B7 E B7
mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
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everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded .
E B7 E B7
they’ve been cooking on blue peter now they’re sampling the dishes
E B7
’i don’t normally like tomatoes john
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but this is delicious’ .
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd .
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the son of jimmy clitheroe is shouting out –
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’where’s my fiorucci?’ – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
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now the krona rumour spread but they didn’t tell the bread
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did you honestly think that they would?
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and if eight out of ten cats all prefer whiskers
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do the other two prefer lesley judd?
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
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99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd
E B7 ( slower ) E
99% of gargoyles look like bob todd .