How To Be A Woman

[Verse 1]

G#
Look pretty
Shut up
C#m
Smile for me
A
But not too much
E
I love you
G#7
But you suck
C#m
Without me
A
You’re fucked

[Chorus]
E G# C#m A
Remember just as long as you stay unhappy yeah yeah that’s good for me, good for me
E G#7 C#m A
But baby you know that I’m on your side I swear I’m not your enemy, enemy
E
That’s what you tell me
G#m C#m
You say you got my back and then you fail me
A E
Do everything you say and still I’m lonely
G#m C#m A
You wonder why I hate myself
E
You win
G#m7 C#m
I don’t know a better way to do this
A E
Is there a book on how to be a woman?
G#7 C#m
All I know is
A E G#7 C#m
I don’t ever wanna be you, you, you
A E G#7 C#m
I don’t ever wanna be you, you, you
A
I don’t ever wanna be

[Verse 2]
E
I’m stupid
G#7
I’m dumb
C#m A
I’m worse than my mum
E
She’s perfect

[Spoken]
G# C#m A

But she disagrees because we live in a society that prays on our deepest insecurities in order to drive
perpetual economic growth

[Chorus]
E G# C#m A
Remember just as long as you stay unhappy yeah yeah that’s good for me, good for me
E G# C#m A
But baby you know that I’m on your side I swear I’m not your enemy, enemy

((Next section is acapella, but these are the chords you *could* use))

E
That’s what you tell me
C#
You say you got my back and then you fail me
C#m
Do everything you say and still I’m lonely
E
You wonder why I hate myself

((Chords start again))

E
You win

G#m C#m
I don’t know a better way to do this
A E
Is there a book on how to be a woman?
G# C#m
All I know is

A E G#7 C#m
I don’t ever wanna be you, you, you
A E G#7 C#m
I don’t ever wanna be you, you, you

n/c
I don’t ever wanna be