E
E – E
how do you do , i
E – G
see you’ve met my
G – A A – E
faithful handyman .
E – E
he’s just a little brought down , be –
E – G
– cause when you knocked
G – A A – E
he thought you were the candyman .
E – E
don’t get strung out
E – G
by the way i look ,
G – A A – E
don’t judge a book by its cover .
E – E
i’m not much of a girl
E – G
by the light of day ,
G – A A – E
but by night i’m one hell of a lover .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
E – E
let me show you around , maybe
E – G
play you a sound ,
G – A A – E
you look like you’re both pretty groovy .
E – E
or if you want something visual
E – G
that’s not too abysmal ,
G – A A – E
we could take in an old steve reeves movie .
E – E
well , you got caught with a flat , well ,
E – G
how ’bout that?
G – A A – E
well , babies , don’t you panic .
E – E
by the light of the night ,
E – G
when it all seems alright ,
G – A
i’ll get you a satanic mechanic .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
E – E
why don’t you stay for the night? night .
E – G
or maybe a bite? bite .
G – A A – E
i could show you my favorite obsession .
E – E
i’ve been making a man
E – G
with blond hair and a tan ,
G – A A – E
and he’s good for relieving my tension .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
( spoken )
E
so – come up to the lab ,
G
and see what’s on the slab ,
E
i see you shiver with antici . . . pation .
G
but maybe the rain
E
isn’t really to blame ,
A
so i’ll remove the cause
E
( chuckles ) , but not the symptom .
E
E – E
how do you do , i
E – G
see you’ve met my
G – A A – E
faithful handyman .
E – E
he’s just a little brought down , be –
E – G
– cause when you knocked
G – A A – E
he thought you were the candyman .
E – E
don’t get strung out
E – G
by the way i look ,
G – A A – E
don’t judge a book by its cover .
E – E
i’m not much of a girl
E – G
by the light of day ,
G – A A – E
but by night i’m one hell of a lover .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
E – E
let me show you around , maybe
E – G
play you a sound ,
G – A A – E
you look like you’re both pretty groovy .
E – E
or if you want something visual
E – G
that’s not too abysmal ,
G – A A – E
we could take in an old steve reeves movie .
E – E
well , you got caught with a flat , well ,
E – G
how ’bout that?
G – A A – E
well , babies , don’t you panic .
E – E
by the light of the night ,
E – G
when it all seems alright ,
G – A
i’ll get you a satanic mechanic .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
E – E
why don’t you stay for the night? night .
E – G
or maybe a bite? bite .
G – A A – E
i could show you my favorite obsession .
E – E
i’ve been making a man
E – G
with blond hair and a tan ,
G – A A – E
and he’s good for relieving my tension .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
B7 A E
i’m just a sweet transvestite from sensational , transylvania .
( spoken )
E
so – come up to the lab ,
G
and see what’s on the slab ,
E
i see you shiver with antici . . . pation .
G
but maybe the rain
E
isn’t really to blame ,
A
so i’ll remove the cause
E
( chuckles ) , but not the symptom .
